The IRS are the friendly government agency who would just like a little bit of your money please 🥺.

They could just use a little bit of your money so the government can go and buy itself a little treat.

Fun Facts

The IRS hates Dutch sandwiches, because of their delicious and robust construction it means that they are unable to open the sandwich in order to collect the succulent taxable assets stored within the slices of bread, and this stands directly between them and their tasty little treat.

It is said that the IRS are experts at keeping the tax system interesting, because unlike many developed countries, they do not automatically handle your taxes when you are employed, meaning you can risk being engaged in a fun game of audit when you make a mistake copying information which they already know. This is lamented as one of the greatest benefits of the system.