Samuel Alt(coin)man
A photo of Samuel Altcoinman, in his natural habitat, a spoons.
| Rams π Owned | Several Fields |
| Wet or sandy? | 1 Terraflop full of sand |
| World? | Coined |
Samuel Alt(coin)man runs a charity which re-homes underutilised RAM for use in needy datacenters.
He is also well known for coining the term "World", which of course, is the word for scanning everyone's iris to issue them with free money, to further his altruistic mission of allocating 100% of world capital and resources to himself.
Maker of Quotes
Samuel Altman works hard in the quote mines to extract such gems as the following.
All your ram is belong to me
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is a βterribleβ use of limited resources and that it would be better utilized in data centers
From a global perspective itβs quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the worldβs limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer - Culture Crave via Bluesky