Not to be confused with the Tunisian sporting goods store

Decathlon is a sport exercise where you have to travel from your front door to your nearest Decathlon store, and purchase complete sets of equipment for 10 different sports before you then take part in them.

This sport was traditionally practised in the Seaside town of Aberdeen, and still is, but since there is no longer a Decathlon store there, the first part of the activity is now a 115 mile run to the nearest store (in Edinburgh).

The difficulty in this exercise is that as well as being fit, you have to carry the equipment for 10 exercises after leaving the store. The great thing is that littering is encouraged so you can just abandon the sports equipment after you've completed each one.

Anyone who is not a complete idiot obviously starts with cycling as it's famously easy ^{[You never took part]} to store the equipment for 9 other activities on a bike.

Nobody has completed this activity as the participants aren't that smart and seem to keep getting their inflatable kayaks stuck in the front wheel of their bike before going over the handlebars. Maybe they should stop riding bikes as the first exercise ^{[you're wrong]}

If I were to take part my top 10 activities would be:

• Bicycle x 1 pedal push
• Jamming an umbrella through the bicycle wheel x 5 reps
• First Aid x 2 (safety) reps
• Form filling x 1 health & safety rep
• Licking Lemonade off the tarmac x 10 reps
• Eating string cheese x 50 reps
• Kayaking down a motorway/highway (with lifejacket for safety ofc) x 60 paddles
• On da train x 1 stop
• 10is x 5 slaps of the ball

Since no one has really gotten past the first stage it has not been decided how much of each sport is required in order to be considered "completed", but currently it seems going 10 metres in each activity would be enough.